zohbugg:

alayshalifts:

faintedincoils:

cruelbl00m:

cookiexslut:

I’m such a sap I teared up so hard while reading this. Pits don’t deserve the mistreatment they get, they’re such sweet babies.

My sweet babe wouldn’t ever hurt someone unless I was in real danger. Such a perfect breed.

Sources for the stories: 

Chako

Lefty (apparently she lost one leg but is otherwise fine and well)

Baby

Creature

Bella

This made me cry its so sweet. I love them

Pits are such amazing dogs and I hate anyone who says otherwise.

(Source: busybeefitness)

jipersnoeofficial:

giftigeregnbuer:

officialactiiigirl:

giftigeregnbuer:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

now sons and daughters and everything in between, listen to your mother.
or listen to me, since i’m all of you peoples dad. And i’m a cool dad

can i play pokemon and drink coffee

i’m cool with that but ask your mum just in case

Not too much coffee but yes you can

atypicalblonde:

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

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